Where is Whitey?

I have been living here in California for a total of two weeks now. I have eaten tacos, Animal Burgers, sushi, and fuck noodles.But I have yet to see a single white person. Even the governor is not American. And the mayor is gay-ish (see photo - he's the non-white one on the right).

There are things I only can do with white people: like… um… talk about Seinfeld episodes and go to Bat Mitzvahs.

I can’t understand the street signs and I can’t join any of the college clubs (unless Undergraduate Korean Campus Christians for Christ is accepting non-Korean and/or non-Christian, non-undergraduate members!).