My dear readers. I have stumbled upon some humbling news. I cannot comment on it at length right now because I'm just at a loss for words. What you are about to read might be shocking, unsettling, and hazardous to your self-identity. It has been for me. I will present the following information, but need some time to reflect before I offer my commentary on such mind-blowing information.
Please make sure your children and pets and war vets are seated as far away from the screen as possible.
Okay, are you ready?
This is NOT "America"!!! : 
I know! I know! Deep breath. We're not done yet. Brace yourself...
THIS is America:
Let it settle in. Comments are welcome, for I'm not sure yet how to interpret myself in light of this new information.
I know! I know! Deep breath. We're not done yet. Brace yourself...
3 comments:
Just for fun - find a Canadian and ask them how they feel about being an American.
alex, step your game up. you advertise this blog. write a column or something. f'rilla.
You must have not dated anyone from south america. Try listening to Luis Miguel's America and I dare you to try to keep a straight face.
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