Tuesday, 22 September 2009

APB to all sluggies and snailies!

Dear snailies and sluggies, who have never caused any harm to anyone except by distracting someone by being cute when they're trying to do something else,

YOU ARE IN GRAVE PERIL!
I was at my local Home/Casa Depot/Depota, which apparently happens to be in Mexico because I didn't see any Americans there, and I was shocked by the barbarous product on its shelf:
So if you are a snaily or a sluggie and you are reading this, or if you or your loved ones know and love (obviously) any sluggies or snailies, then please spread the word. America and Mexico are no longer safe for them. They/You are welcome to stay with me here, but I think the saltwater of the ocean would cause them severe shrinkage.